Well, with someone's light hand, and with the right left side, patter about the depths of the tundra, And about otters in spats spread throughout the Internet, and some kind of infection settled in the brains of users. Now many people cannot get rid of it. But it’s also difficult to pronounce. Especially considering the fact that no one knows full text of this tongue twister, and correct word order in sentences. No matter how you tell them, everything is equally clear, right? Some pronounce the short form of this tongue twister altogether, and believe that this is enough. "V". But no, the majority of Internet users do not agree with this interpretation and more have been proposed complex options, so to speak, literary revised, with the addition of all parts, according to the requirements of this genre of literary creativity. Well, so that there is intrigue, then a denouement. And, of course, “evil must be punished.” This is how new ones appear, more worthy of the title of literary prize laureate, although this option published under the name and surname of the most prolific author, of all times and peoples" Unknown author". The patronymic was never determined, and it is also difficult to determine gender, but in our time of total sexual promiscuity, when all sexes are mixed, in a system of total tolerance towards minorities, this is not so important. So, here is a more complete one, however, not the final version of the tongue twister:
In the depths of the tundra, otters in gaiters poke cedar kernels into buckets.
Having torn the leggings off an otter in the tundra,
wipe the otter cedar kernels,
I'll wipe the otter's face with my leggings -
kernels in buckets, otter in the tundra.
In addition, now, when the manipulation of consciousness is almost in the first place, it is very important that brainwashing occurs in all categories of persons. It is known that humanity is divided into visuals, And auditory, kinesthetics and who the hell knows what sexual minorities, type lesbian, homo and so on. So, for visual and auditory people, such a wonderful video appeared in which someone did not hesitate and tried to pronounce this completely unpronounceable and intolerable tongue twister for people of a certain orientation (they have a pachimu-ta argasm when pronounced). But listen and see for yourself, and orgasms hold it.
Many prominent experts believe that by saying repeatedly " In the depths of the tundra, otters in gaiters poke cedar kernels in buckets in", the facial muscles develop, especially if pronounced in the intonation of Vera Serduchka, and wrinkles are smoothed out (though they didn’t say where?). Others believe that the patter "in the depths of the tundra" is good for developing coordination of movements, especially if pronounced out loud, many times in the kitchen when the wife is frying cutlets. It is not said how many times to achieve the effect, but the effectiveness is guaranteed.
In general, we won’t bore you with our stories for long, I hope everything works out for you, and the tongue twister (or frying pan) will spin in your head (or on your head) for a long time. If everything works out, then we will offer you a new tongue twister - specially created for women
So how? Cooler than a tundra otter or not?
This brainwashing (one of the most complex tongue twisters in the Russian language) has given rise to many variations and humor. Get acquainted with some opuses obtained from the Internet.
Bydra - a mixture of beaver and otter -
cheerfully pokes cedar kernels
in the depths of the tundra in buckets,
bastard!
Having torn the leggings off an otter in the tundra,
the otter will wipe the cedar kernels,
I'll wipe the otter's face with my leggings -
otter into the tundra, cannonballs into buckets.
The beaver wiped the otter's thighs,
I tore out the buckets and picked out the kernels.
The otters gave Gretchen's leg warmers.
It’s a sin for Gretchen to steal her leggings!
In the tundra, otters are echoed by urks.
They're digging bushings in the tundra.
The bushings will be sold to the Turks.
The Turks will insert bushings into jackets.
The collar of the jacket is the face of an otter.
The otter is fashionable in the depths of the tundra!
In the wilds of the proud cedar crown
Cheerfully tibrite core otter.
Peeling the kernels from the cedar,
The otter compacts them into buckets.
Buckets of cedar kernels in the tundra
Sold to good blacks.
These shots in the depths of the tundra
They play loudly on the dombra.
And a bucket of crushed kernels
black bards are happy about the cedar.
Undermining the roots with a drill,
A beaver wanders in the wilds of cedars,
Having made holes in the otter's buckets,
Predetermined hail of cannonballs.
Buckets in holes, otter tibrits,
And tamping the cedar kernels
Tears the edges of buckets.
The kernels are a fraction to the cedar roots.
The otter is a fool. Sly beaver
Devouring buckets of kernels,
Fertilizes cedar roots.
Otters knit leggings in the tundra,
In the cedars the kernels ripen perishably,
How the otter's leggings are tied,
They will definitely steal the cannonballs!
Karl stole Clara's corals so that the otters wouldn't get it.
Otters poke at everything they see: buckets, cannonballs, spats, cedars...
Otters would even steal the tundra if it fit in the buckets.
Karl and the corals were taken aback, even Clara shed a tear!
What is there tundra! Otters even tried to stop a zebra,
for the zebra to carry stolen cannonballs into the tundra in buckets!
A zebra in the tundra is something!
Otters - fatigue is alien to them.
They wanted to take a hippopotamus,
But it's a little heavy.
And here is Greka, across the river! He put his hands in the buckets...
He sees the Greek - in otter buckets! And besides, he’s wearing spats!
The otters were not at a loss here:
They stole a boat from the Greeks.
They threw cedars into the boat
And they laughed at Greka.
But the Greeks stayed
The cannonballs that the otters forgot
Hiding them away, in leggings.
The Greek put the cannonballs into buckets,
I pulled the leg warmers onto my legs
And he went to meet Clara,
with the one who stole the corals.
This brainwashing (one of the most complex tongue twisters in the Russian language) has given rise to many variations and humor. Get acquainted with some opuses obtained from the Internet.
Bydra - a mixture of beaver and otter -
cheerfully pokes cedar kernels
in the depths of the tundra in buckets,
bastard!
Having torn the leggings off an otter in the tundra,
the otter will wipe the cedar kernels,
I'll wipe the otter's face with my leggings -
otter into the tundra, cannonballs into buckets.
The beaver wiped the otter's thighs,
I tore out the buckets and picked out the kernels.
The otters gave Gretchen's leg warmers.
It’s a sin for Gretchen to steal her leggings!
In the tundra, otters are echoed by urks.
They're digging bushings in the tundra.
The bushings will be sold to the Turks.
The Turks will insert bushings into jackets.
The collar of the jacket is the face of an otter.
The otter is fashionable in the depths of the tundra!
In the wilds of the proud cedar crown
Cheerfully tibrite core otter.
Peeling the kernels from the cedar,
The otter compacts them into buckets.
Buckets of cedar kernels in the tundra
Sold to good blacks.
These shots in the depths of the tundra
They play loudly on the dombra.
And a bucket of crushed kernels
black bards are happy about the cedar.
Undermining the roots with a drill,
A beaver wanders in the wilds of cedars,
Having made holes in the otter's buckets,
Predetermined hail of cannonballs.
Buckets in holes, otter tibrits,
And tamping the cedar kernels
Tears the edges of buckets.
The kernels are a fraction to the cedar roots.
The otter is a fool. Sly beaver
Devouring buckets of kernels,
Fertilizes cedar roots.
Otters knit leggings in the tundra,
In the cedars the kernels ripen perishably,
How the otter's leggings are tied,
They will definitely steal the cannonballs!
Karl stole Clara's corals so that the otters wouldn't get it.
Otters poke at everything they see: buckets, cannonballs, spats, cedars...
Otters would even steal the tundra if it fit in the buckets.
Karl and the corals were taken aback, even Clara shed a tear!
What is there tundra! Otters even tried to stop a zebra,
for the zebra to carry stolen cannonballs into the tundra in buckets!
A zebra in the tundra is something!
Otters - fatigue is alien to them.
They wanted to take a hippopotamus,
But it's a little heavy.
And here is Greka, across the river! He put his hands in the buckets...
He sees the Greek - in otter buckets! And besides, he’s wearing spats!
The otters were not at a loss here:
They stole a boat from the Greeks.
They threw cedars into the boat
And they laughed at Greka.
But the Greeks stayed
The cannonballs that the otters forgot
Hiding them away, in leggings.
The Greek put the cannonballs into buckets,
I pulled the leg warmers onto my legs
And he went to meet Clara,
with the one who stole the corals.
This brainwashing (one of the most complex tongue twisters in the Russian language) has given rise to many variations and humor. Get acquainted with some opuses obtained from the Internet.
In the depths of the tundra, otters in spats
they poke cedar kernels into buckets.
Having torn out an otter in the tundra with a cedar,
I will wipe away the cedar core with my spats,
stealing cedars and otters in the tundra,
cedars into gaiters, kernels into buckets!
Bydra - a mixture of beaver and otter -
cheerfully pokes cedar kernels
in the depths of the tundra in buckets,
bastard!
Having torn the leggings off an otter in the tundra,
the otter will wipe the cedar kernels,
I'll wipe the otter's face with my leggings -
otter into the tundra, cannonballs into buckets.
The kernels are vigorously rubbed into powder,
wash their faces with a liter of cider.
The beaver wiped the otter's thighs,
I tore out the buckets and picked out the kernels.
The otters gave Gretchen's leg warmers.
It’s a sin for Gretchen to steal her leggings!
In the tundra, otters are echoed by urks.
They're digging bushings in the tundra.
The bushings will be sold to the Turks.
The Turks will insert bushings into jackets.
The collar of the jacket is the face of an otter.
The otter is fashionable in the depths of the tundra!
In the wilds of the proud cedar crown
Cheerfully tibrite core otter.
Peeling the kernels from the cedar,
The otter compacts them into buckets.
Buckets of cedar kernels in the tundra
Sold to good blacks.
These shots in the depths of the tundra
They play loudly on the dombra.
And a bucket of crushed kernels
black bards are happy about the cedar.
Undermining the roots with a drill,
A beaver wanders in the wilds of cedars,
Having made holes in the otter's buckets,
Predetermined hail of cannonballs.
Buckets in holes, otter tibrits,
And tamping the cedar kernels
Tears the edges of buckets.
The kernels are a fraction to the cedar roots.
The otter is a fool. Sly beaver
Devouring buckets of kernels,
Fertilizes cedar roots.
Otters knit leggings in the tundra,
In the cedars the kernels ripen perishably,
How the otter's leggings are tied,
They will definitely steal the cannonballs!
Karl stole Clara's corals so that the otters wouldn't get it.
Otters poke at everything they see: buckets, cannonballs, spats, cedars...
Otters would even steal the tundra if it fit in the buckets.
Karl and the corals were taken aback, even Clara shed a tear!
What is there tundra! Otters even tried to stop a zebra,
for the zebra to carry stolen cannonballs into the tundra in buckets!
A zebra in the tundra is something!
Otters - fatigue is alien to them.
They wanted to take a hippopotamus,
But it's a little heavy.
And here is Greka, across the river! He put his hands in the buckets...
He sees the Greek - in otter buckets! And besides, he’s wearing spats!
The otters were not at a loss here:
They stole a boat from the Greeks.
They threw cedars into the boat
And they laughed at Greka.
But the Greeks stayed
The cannonballs that the otters forgot
Hiding them away, in leggings.
The Greek put the cannonballs into buckets,
I pulled the leg warmers onto my legs
And he went to meet Clara,
with the one who stole the corals.
Well, these are the stories about otters, beavers and other dubious characters who are engaged in illegal procurement of valuable pine nuts. True, for some reason in the tundra...))
If you memorize any of these tongue-twister rhymes and can read them all at a party to your friends, then success is certainly guaranteed to you!
In the depths of the tundra, otters in gaiters poke cedar kernels into buckets. Having torn out the gaiters from an otter in the tundra, wipe the cedar kernels with the otter, wipe the otter's face with the gaiters - the kernels into buckets, the otter into the tundra.
- Where do cedar kernels come from in the tundra?
- So otters in gaiters and with buckets don’t bother you at all?
1 year ago
[top of the day] [top of the week] [top of the month] [random joke]
At the funeral:
- What were they like? last words physical education teacher?
- All spears and cannonballs to me!
Listen, if a physicist and a lyricist were drowning, who would you save first, the physicist or the lyricist?
- Well, if the lyricist’s performance of the poem turns out to be better than the physicist’s story about the device atomic nucleus, then the lyrics!
Godfather asks godfather:
- Listen, godfather, watch the moonshine still, I need to go to the city here.
- How can I keep track of him?
- Yes, it’s as simple as that - here you need to place cans under the coil, and pour two buckets of water inside.
The godfather sat down at the machine, changed a couple of cans, and then took two buckets and went for water.
He returns with full buckets - and there are two cops in the house:
- Well, shall we draw up a protocol?
- Write: “I was walking down the street and saw smoke coming from my godfather’s house. I thought it was a fire and came with two buckets of water to put it out, and it turns out there were two cops sitting there making moonshine!!!”...
During testing of the new secret SS-50 missile, the guidance unit failed and it flew off somewhere into the tundra. They sent a search party after her. A group is walking across the tundra, towards the Chukchi. They ask the Chukchi:
- Tell me, Chukchi, a big fiery stick flew here 5 days ago. Haven't you seen her?
“No,” he says, “however, I didn’t see it.” The plane was flying, the helicopter was flying, the SS-50 was flying, but the big fire stick was not flying.
Do they really all ride reindeer there?
- Mom, I already said that I found her on Tinder, not on the tundra.
In general, working is great. I like to work. I don't even want to get married. Now I’ll wipe my tears and go to work in the morning.
People are making fools everywhere.
At the entrance there is an announcement that on July 1st from 6 am to 8 pm the water will be turned off. I got ready and filled the buckets with water.
I wake up in the morning... There is water, but no light!
The husky puppy asks his mother:
- Who is smarter - us or cats?
- Of course, cats, son! Have you seen a crowd of cats dragging a sled across the tundra, and even with luggage?
The wife is washing the floor, the husband is sitting in a chair with a newspaper. Wife
addresses him:
- Raise your feet, I'll wipe the floor.
- You can’t even wash the floor without my help.
Hydrometeorological center? You didn’t promise rain for today, but it’s pouring like buckets.
- Surpri-ee-iz!
I threw out the trash five times a day until I took the boomerang out of the bucket.
Offended by the whole world, Galya took two empty buckets and went for a walk down the street.
Children looked for apples in city alleys.
One and a half buckets filled with knocked out eye apples.
And the director of AvtoVAZ said: “According to the pike’s command, according to my desire, go, buckets, somehow yourself!”
Mom, there's a man who came to us...
- What does he want?
- Collects donations for the construction of a swimming pool. What should I give him?
- Three buckets of water, Dodik...
How was your first day of school, Arkasha?
- Badly! The guys called me fat!
- Don't worry, you're not fat! You better go eat, I cooked you two buckets of soup.
My grandfather, at the age of 90, went for a run every morning, both winter and summer, in his shorts, and then two buckets cold water poured it on himself, my grandmother and I were tired of treating it.
- What if they are poisonous?
- What do you mean “suddenly”?!!
Yesterday in the forest I picked three buckets of mushrooms for my mother-in-law.
- What if they are poisonous?
- What do you mean “suddenly”?!!
A professor at a lecture asks:
- If you put him in front of a ram
buckets of water and alcohol, so that
did the sheep start drinking?
“Water,” the listeners answer.
- Yes. And why?
- Because it's a sheep!
A man is brewing moonshine in a barn, he goes to the well to get water, he comes back, and the cops are in the barn:
- Are we making moonshine? Write an explanatory note!
- What should I write?
- Write it as it is.
Wrote.
They read: “I see smoke coming from the barn. I think there’s a fire. I take two buckets of water and go to put it out. I come, and there are two cops brewing moonshine.”
A man is brewing moonshine in a barn, he goes into the house to get water, he comes back, and there are cops in the barn:
- We're making moonshine. Write an explanatory note!
- What should I write? - Write it as it is.
Wrote. Those reading:
“I see smoke coming from the barn. I think there’s a fire.
I take two buckets of water and go to extinguish it.
I come, and there are two cops brewing moonshine." - O_o!
Eh, our master is really bad. How the lady abandoned him - he takes three buckets of champagne per evening.
- Why did his lady leave him?
- So drunk!
I am in the hospital, in the surgical department.
I'm walking along the hospital corridor. In the nurse’s room I come across two zinc buckets: on one there is an inscription in red paint “Hands”, on the other there is an inscription in red paint “Legs”.
I'm afraid to go to bed...
Hello, what's wrong with your eye, where did the black eye come from?
- Yes, Lenka and I were walking from the birthday party at night, and a man comes out of the gateway, such a pure gopar, and says, is there a smoke? Well, realizing what will happen next, I immediately kick him in the balls without talking and finish him off in the head.
- Nevermind, you staged a mortal kombat there, but where did you get the black eye?
- And the black eye from Lenka, I didn’t know that it was her dad.
Excursion to the zoo
Guide: - This is an elephant. Lives in the jungles of India. Sexual intercourse lasts 2 hours.
Wife to husband: -Did you hear?! ! The husband was sad. Moving on
Guide: - This is a hippopotamus. Lives in Africa. Sexual intercourse lasts 1.5 hours.
Wife: -Did you hear?! ! The husband lowered his head. They move on.
Guide: - This is a reindeer. Lives in the tundra. Sexual intercourse lasts 5 seconds.
Husband: - Did you hear?! ! I heard!!!
Wife: - Fool! Look what HORNS he has!
