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On any beach holiday there are people who sunbathe with glasses) Thank you, you make me so happy!)
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What are your plans for the summer? - Fall in love...
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There will be summer, there will be life!!
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When it’s summer, we’ll go to the dacha and grab a shovel and eat......
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My status has gone to hang out in the summer..
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With a cool head and clean hands, hot on our heels - towards summer!
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Wait for me, summer, I will be beautifully undressed.
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I want summer! Give it in the summer!!!))) Cool statuses about summer
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Watermelon is a wonderful food! and ate, and drank, and washed.
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Summer begins when the booze is over and there is no money))))
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It's time to think about your figure; summer will come faster than it seems.
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I want the summer to continue, but since the autumn rains, it’s long and tedious.
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- Do you want to ruin your summer? - fall in love in June.
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Now I understand why in high school they don’t write the essay “What I did in the summer”
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As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night. Such a night lasts three months...
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What's good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.
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I want summer, money, fame... I can have fame now...
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A drum on your neck and a flag in your ass for balance!!! Cool statuses about summer
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Repin's painting "sailed" - they rowed all night, but forgot to untie the boat...
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Summer is frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word, childhood!
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Summer...dreams....love... Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))
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Never mind your problems - June has arrived!
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Cool statuses about summer - Summer is a sea of sun, light, warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in the eyes...
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The stubble is growing faster, I want a cold beer, I like everything that is naked - this is an insidious summer.
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This serene summer will return soon... favorite stilettos, chiffon dress, with straps.....the smell of your perfume, a warm breeze, caressing so boldly.....kisses, passion...goosebumps......a delirious night city......and to my mother, on my mobile phone: “I’ll come in the morning.”
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I know what you did last summer! I still know what you did last summer!! I will always know what you did last summer!!!
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I hate summer..everything is getting terribly sexy! =)
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Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!
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From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!
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Summer nights are not made for sleeping.
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If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer! Cool statuses about summer
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And I want summer... and heavy rain... so I can run barefoot on the asphalt and shout how much I love you...
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My summer wouldn't work without you...
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Summer is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.
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This summer will be ours..)))
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Eh, Indian summer, what women, such is summer.
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Summer is the season of irresponsibility.
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It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police are harassing brunettes...
Cool statuses about summer
What is your favorite time of year? Surely, most people will answer that it is summer. And this is not surprising. Summer is time romantic evenings, sleepless nights, holiday romances, fiery dances, endless walks and so on. This list can be continued indefinitely. At other times of the year, we miss our beloved summer and begin the countdown, and so that time does not drag on so long, we suggest you pay attention to statuses about summer. Send them to your favorite friends to cheer them up or remind them of upcoming summer nights. Or just publish it on your page at social network so that every day, seeing this wonderful reminder of summer, starts in a great mood.
Great summer! It's just a pity that the tan doesn't stick through the jacket...
Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. And I haven’t forgiven myself for last year yet!
Cool status about summer: Well, it’s hot.........if I’m wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.
If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!
Forecasters vow that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring...
I went out into the street and thought... Something flashed past with amazing speed... “Summer,” I guessed.
The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.
Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot! :))
Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!!!
Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I’ll be beautifully naked.
And summer smells like smoke from a barbecue... raspberries, the sea, pouring rain... ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we're waiting for!
This summer the only people who will hang out with you are mosquitoes.
I sit with the children...my husband plays Diablo all day during the day, and watches EURO all evening! Fucking summer!
And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful... And at home it’s simpler - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer...
The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.
Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!
My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.
The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, DACHA... YO-MOYE
SUMMER - preparation for the beach season: Girls visit fitness centers and beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that's it.
Where are you going in the summer? - Binge drinking!!
There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the end of summer...
Cool status about summer: Summer is coming, but I don’t even have anything to put on.
Summer is when you set your alarm for 5 am just to remember to go to bed...
I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in connection...)))
Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.
Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You daydream for two minutes... Then weed the garden...
Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!
How to Deal with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are gorgeous!
What kind of sushi lover am I?!.. I am a real lover... of the SEA!
And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we’re looking forward to!!!
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And all that will remain from this summer is a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories....Probably the sweetest memories.
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Summer is a sea of sun, light and warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in your eyes.
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I want to go where there is sea and heat... And nothing to do!!! Sit on the seashore in the summer, admire the sunset and think about good things...
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Summer in the capital: the hot asphalt smokes from the heat, you can’t sleep at night, you can’t hide from mosquito bites, and no matter how much water you drink, you still can’t get drunk.
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There is nowhere to escape the memories... This summer is forever in my heart.
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And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... The sunset is intoxicatingly beautiful! Everything is simpler here - summer, dacha, Shovels, rakes, vodka and beer!!!
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Summer: - 3 months without textbooks, - 92 days of freedom, - 2208 hours of happiness, - 132480 minutes of bliss, - 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.
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I propose to fine the summer for speeding!
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My head is full of ideas, people have a lot of plans... Lots of sunshine... Summer... Summer... Summer...
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Only on Russian beaches are buoys placed in several lines. The first ones are for which you can’t swim, and the second ones are for which, well, seriously, you shouldn’t!
I won't go to Cyprus this year. Last year I didn’t go to Miami, and the year before I didn’t go to Tahiti. On next year I don’t know where I won’t go...
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Nothing pleases the eye more than a suitcase packed for vacation...)
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Summer is a period when you can’t just open a window on a bus that didn’t close in winter.
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I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer could be at any time of the year, if only I had money... Now I love money
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- Dad, are we going to go to the sea this summer? - With your grades... your tutors will go to the sea this year!
Great summer this year! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket!
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I’m just burning with the desire to go to the sea... I now have this tradition... Every year in the summer I want to go to the sea!
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Now I understand why in high school we stopped writing essays on the topic “How I spent this summer”))
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There are seas and beaches in the distance, the sunset is intoxicating and beautiful!.. It’s simpler here: in the summer - a dacha, in winter - vodka and beer.
Short statuses about summer
Some rest in the summer, others go where it is SUMMER.
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The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!
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And I’ll add salt to the puddle - and there will be a small sea))
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Summer is a small life!
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Your butt sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!
Summer has come.... Online friends dropped by 2 times))
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Summer is coming. Hello diet!
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Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Completely...
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It’s good in Siberia in the summer - there is no snow for a whole month!
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Sea, summer, sun, beach - a terrible face, makeup smudged.
I want to go where there is no Internet, where the sea is agitated and where summer lights up.
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Summer nights, we are looking forward to seeing you))
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After reading this, you brought summer closer by 5 seconds =)
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We urgently need the fourth month of summer!
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I want a summer where there is no time for the Internet!
Statuses about the beginning of summer
Summer has come so quickly that there are winter boots, spring boots and sandals in the hallway. In one row.
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So summer has come and the struggle between those who feel the wind and those who are hot has begun))
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Guys, summer is coming, don’t upset the female psyche, don’t wear flip-flops with socks...
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The time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 o'clock in the morning in just shorts with a slipper in your hand... and look out for this buzzing bastard.
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Again, I didn’t have time to lose weight by summer. I need to fatten my husband. I will win by contrast.
Statuses about the end of summer
It's a shame that "500 Days of Summer" is just the title of the film.
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If winter jokes until April, I want summer to take revenge until December.
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August is like Sunday evening.
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If the calendar says August 31st, and you haven’t been on vacation yet, this is your holiday. Loshara Day.
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It feels like summer is going away very quickly. Please slow down a little - I can't keep up!
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I can't help but feel like summer is almost over. That's it, a couple more moments, and that's all: falling leaves, rain, hot tea, studying and melancholy.
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Let's have your September already, this summer everything is clear to me!
Summer is the unfulfilled promise of spring. Speaking of summer, everyone dreams of enjoying the blissful warm nights, but in return they get a fake
I love him, he makes summer even warmer. Not because it’s light next to him, but when I’m with him, there’s no need for even light
The smell of summer is very diverse. It can smell like barbecue, sea, rain, raspberries, cherries and, of course, a long-awaited vacation
If you go to your contact page and see the status of most of your friends: “left,” it means summer has come
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What do you do with your time when it’s summer and hot? It's a great time to relax at sea, but in return you sit in contact and read my status
Summer time is a time of incredible adventures and unforgettable night walks
Everyone is looking forward to my new status about how my summer was going. I'm incredibly interested in where I am, what's happening to me, how much I've drunk and what I've done.
Summer is associated with a light chiffon dress, your favorite heels, the sweet aroma of fresh perfume, a warm breeze and passionate kisses until the morning. And in the mobile phone there is a painfully familiar SMS addressed to my mother: “I’ll come in the morning”!
Summer... It’s stupid to wander the streets, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is...
Summer is this, summer is that, Summer is summer, L, E, T and O
Half a bottle of rum, two pistols. A bag of a change of clothes - and you're ready. This is what it is, our summer. Nothing is sacred at all.
Summer has just begun, and I’ve already lost myself in the days!
Summer...I'm fried like a cutlet.
Summer, sun, heat, dance until the morning - hurry up)
Some rest in the summer, others go where it is SUMMER.
The season for wet armpits is open 😉
And I need your eyes so that I can soar in them like a bird. When it's SUMMER outside, you need to fall in love!
I want summer and sun!!! AND MORE!!!)
Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Completely...
I really want this summer to be unforgettable.^^
Summer has come... Online friends have dropped by 2 times =D
Then all autumn she will regret it, because this is the last summer in her life with him...
Summer. The air conditioners are in heat.
My status has gone to party in the summer!!!:-).
Probably in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!
Summer is interesting and fast or boring and long... the law of meanness!
As usual in summer, all the worthwhile events happen at night. Such a night lasts three months...
uh, I love summer)) Well, when, besides the New Year, when you send an SMS “Are you sleeping?”, you get the answer “No))”.
- Oh, dear, when will real summer come? – REAL summer will come when you earn it.
From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!
summer is a small life =)
Summer... the time when it’s easier to breathe, when it’s easier to love someone, it’s easier to dream about someone, it’s easier to desire someone
Summer: the time of year when mothers need the patience of teachers)
She loves hot chocolate, summer, the sea and him.... She is a little crazy... Every day I see her in the mirror waiting for someone... someone's ex... someone's future.....
The season of bloody feet from awesome shoes has begun!
Summer is the most amazing time, you dream of spending all 90 days in such a way that this summer will remain in your memory forever...
I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “DO NOT DISTURB!”
August is the month when it is impossible to open a window on a bus, which could not be closed in December.
It’s time for schools to think about renaming essays from “how I spent my summer” to “how I fucked up my summer”!
Summer broke everyone up into pairs, but I was just broken...
hot summer days)) and the water in the river is not yet warm enough to swim...(((it’s a shame(((
Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03.00 so you don’t forget to go to bed
If you have lived for a year and seen the change of seasons - winter, spring, summer, autumn - then you have already seen everything.
Summer has its downsides. We all get annoyed by sand in our shoes or mosquitoes.
Every summer is one big murder of my body!
Now I understand why in high school they don’t write the essay “What I did in the summer”
I want summer... it’s summer that makes me happy...
The first sign of summer: “What day of the week is it today?”
In June I always ask myself the question: Is it the poplar fluff that flies so low, or are the dandelions completely crazy?!))
In the summer, borscht is replaced by okroshka!
...Summer is a sea of sun, light, warmth...It's time for joy...It's the sun in the sky...And a bright sparkle in the eyes...
It is better to relax in the summer than to work in the winter.
If the summer is as hot as the previous one, the most relevant pitch will be “Hey, I have air conditioning”!
Summer means “good night” at 6.30 am)
It’s so cool outside... cloudy, sunny, rainy and warm =))
Summer - kisses until dawn :).
in two Saturdays, we will wake up in the summer
I want to remind you that some people missed 27 days of summer. You still have 67. Good luck.
Summer has come! Long live the diet!
Dry summer... The knights went a little small.
Summer 2011: floor-length sundress, small denim and gladiator sandals, and a flower on the head... everyone))
It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police are harassing brunettes...
The Sun, Air and Water are ours best friends. Beer Sex and Anonism strengthens the body...
My boyfriend will be summer, a hot guy.
You wander somewhere until the morning - that means summer has come!!!
Summer. Sun. Sea. Beach. A Martini bottle and a sign “Let's all go to hell...”
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear...
summer..summer again..songs around the fire again..dancing from night until morning
I hate summer..everything is getting terribly sexy! =)
winter has come, winter has gone, and summer is summer.
It was summer here, but I was working that day. =)
What will you give me, summer?
Summer is when you don’t regret anything...
I believe in you, Summer 2011. You must be unforgettable...
It’s better in summer by a fire than in winter near a river.
Our summer is just painted in green color winter.
Our summer, although short, has little snow!
summer...dreams...love... Eh... this can’t be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))
There is no escape from the memories, this summer is forever in my heart
And all that will remain from this summer is a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories...Probably the sweetest memories...¦
[My summer wouldn’t work without you...?]
I want summer to last forever...
Summer is the best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!
Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once)
Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.
Do you want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June)).
the time has come when you stand on the bed at 2 a.m. in your underpants and with a slipper in your hand and look out for this buzzing bastard
Forecast for this summer. The rate for online contacts has decreased by 3 times, but the dollar has increased! Heh...
The summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.
Fuck, how I need to lose weight for the summer...
Summer is a kiss from a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...
And I want summer not to end, which has not yet begun! 😀
Your ass sticks to the stool - that means summer has come!
The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!
I don’t care about everything, because now it’s summer, it’ll be autumn, I’ll think about it!
Summer: – 3 months without textbooks, – 92 days of freedom, – 2208 hours of happiness, – 132480 minutes of bliss, – 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.
Let's make the phrase “summer 2010” synonymous with happiness.
I want summer. Stupidly wander the streets, drink Fanta, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is
my favorite time of the year... The time when dreams come true...
I touched the smell of dawn and realized that I would break all the nets. Thank you, life, for making it summer in the world! Thank you, life, for keeping me alive!…
The summer was cold, but with little snow.
For me personally, there are only 2 seasons of the year, these are “SUMMER” and “WAITING FOR SUMMER”))
If you are not confident in your own nerves, this test is not for you...
summer.sore.bed.movies.
You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest is just bullshit.
In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. =))
Kiss your lips and caress your heart. Give summer instead of me. But to love is higher than the sky, and to appreciate more life. Who can do this to you like me?
Summer will show who put cotton wool in their bra!
summer is ending, which means soon it will only be: I want to sleep, I’m cold and let’s get drunk on Friday...
Summer is a small life!
summer - just summer we sunbathe, rejoice, and hardly sleep!
Eh...it's nice to take a walk in the sun in the summer...but at home there is air conditioning!
“Summer is coming. Hello, diet!” - the exam is approaching, but there is zero knowledge in my head
The deeper the summer, the more lush the garden.
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.
Summer-oh-oh, there are no stops and turns, it flew by like a comet, you catch it by the tail...
It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there’s no snow for a whole month :)
Cool and funny statuses in VK about summer are different. Publishing new short statuses in funny poems, “on the contrary” advice, paraphrased quotes, we want to talk about the changes happening to us. Sometimes cool statuses about summer include unexpected offers to watch the sunrise in the courtyard of the house or go on a horseback ride on... a pony.
Summer is the time when you set your alarm for 03:00 so you don’t forget to go to bed.
Whoever said that summer would be hot would have hit him in the face with an umbrella!!!
Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, so hot! :))
I think I'm pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.
There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the end of summer...
This summer the only people who will hang out with you are mosquitoes.
And summer smells like smoke from a barbecue... raspberries, the sea, pouring rain... ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we are waiting for!
I'm in the summer zone! Intelligence, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is only frivolity in touch...)))
SUMMER - preparation for the beach season: Girls visit fitness centers and beauty salons. Guys cut their toenails and that’s it.
- Darling, what should I take with me to the sea so that everyone, looking at me, will go nuts? - Sled.
The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, DACHA... YO-MOYE
And somewhere there is the sea, beaches, macho... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful... And at home it’s simpler - summer, dacha, shovels, rakes, vodka and beer...
Mosquitoes have become more cunning, they fly up, sit on the bed, and then walk on foot so that you can’t hear them...
Great summer! It’s just a pity that the tan doesn’t stick through the jacket...
Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!
What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a real lover of the sea!
Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. And I haven’t forgiven myself for last year yet!
Well, it’s hot……….if I’m wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.
I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.
Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Christina swam with fat and did not swim.
If it weren’t winter, and it was always summer, we wouldn’t wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would be distracted by hayfields, a river, a beach and women. The ratings of sites would not grow, if only, if only!
Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that the sandals don’t fit on a warm sock!
I went out into the street, thought... Something flashed past with amazing speed... “Summer,” I guessed.
Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)
How to Deal with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are gorgeous!
