Hooray! The long-awaited summer is here! There are three wonderful months of sun, fruit and positive ahead. We offer you a selection of fun summer statuses, share the summer mood with your friends and forward towards unforgettable emotions!
If you ask what is your favorite time of the year, then, for sure, almost everyone will answer - summer! It is replete with a variety of colors and brightness of light; in summer, life is in full swing day and night. This is the time of romantic dates, smoothly flowing into meeting the dawn, swimming under the moon and hanging out with friends until the morning!
For many, summer is also a long-awaited vacation, for which they love it doubly. Summer is a great opportunity to go to the sea and enjoy the sound of the surf and the beauty of the sea horizon. If your vacation has already passed or is planned for autumn-winter, this is not a reason to despair at all! After all, summer days are long, so you can relax and enjoy the warmth and sun after work. In addition, there are also weekends that you need to spend in the summer in full.
Summer is wonderful wherever you spend it: at the sea, in the country, in city parks, on the beach, in the summer forest. Summer is a sea of flowers and fruits, as well as a sea of sun and warmth.
Summer has come so fast that there are winter boots, spring boots and sandals in the hallway. In one row.
And on a hanger in the hallway hang a down jacket, a raincoat and a swimsuit ...)
Summer will show who put cotton in the bra!
Guys, wait, the moment of truth is near)
The time has come when you stand at 2 o'clock in the morning in your shorts and with a slipper in your hand on the bed and look out for this buzzing bastard.
And in the end, you still wake up bitten in the morning ...)
It's summer! Long live the diet!
In winter, I had to sit on a diet!
If there was no winter, but all the time summer -
We would not wander so much in the wilds of the Internet.
I would distract hay, a river, a beach and women.
The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!
If summer were all the time, it would not be expected and so not loved.
Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You dream for two minutes... Then you plant the garden...
And you have a kind of rest - on the green sea ...)
Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, how hot it is!
But it saves time on dressing ...)
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.
About vacation
And summer smells of smoke from the grill, raspberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!
Summer has its own smell - the smell of rest.
I'm going on vacation, dear friends, there is no need to envy and wish good luck. I'll be fine without it!
In summer, those who have a vacation of 1 month envy those who have a vacation of 2 months.
Vacation ends as quickly as cold water summer.
At least the memories remain about the vacation, not like about the water ...)
After a vacation, you need to take a week off.
So you have to take sick leave ...)
Most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.
It is clear that in the first working week everyone goes absent-minded.
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where.
It remains to be seen what...)
A vacation is like a binge, getting in is easier than getting out.
You go on vacation a month before it, but you go out - a month after ...
An unwashed vacation is equivalent to absenteeism!
And walking is not good ...)
A vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.
And only the last day of the vacation is the worst - after it there will be no rest.)
Chief, remember! White (not tanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!
Summer divides everyone into two groups: tanned and not tanned ...)
Hot and cold summer
Great summer! The only pity is that the tan through the jacket does not fit ...
And the sun is not visible behind the umbrella ...
We have a warm summer ... you don’t need to wear a second jacket under a jacket.
Boots can also be without fur ...
What the heat does to people - not only is there no free space on the beaches of the city, but also in order to swim in the fountain, you have to take a queue!
In summer, you can save on water and not swim at home ...)
Summer promised hot. Year not specified...
The heat will come so suddenly that you won't even have time to shave your legs. Forget about losing weight!
If the first days of summer are cold, this does not mean that you still have time to do everything)
Wait for me warm hot summer, I'll be beautifully undressed!
In the summer you won’t understand - either she put on a belt, or a skirt ...)
They mean water...)
What is good about a hot summer - not a single woman will say that she lacks warmth.
Don't worry, women will find something to think of...
To the one who said that the summer will be hot - an umbrella would be in the face!
And boots too...)
Happy summer
Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, the salty breeze of the sea, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...
Summer is beauty!
Summer is "good night" at 6:30 am)
In winter, I would sleep and sleep, but in summer I don’t even want to sleep!
Sun, summer, sea, beach - a scary face, blurry makeup ...))
Summer brings natural beauty…)
Summer is the most superb time, you dream of spending all 90 days so that this summer will remain in your memory forever ...
Only then you don’t understand when these 90 days have flown by ...)
The time has come when you walk in the dark sunglasses and stare at people without pale!
Here's another plus of summer!
Guys, summer has come, do not upset the female psyche, do not wear flip flops with socks!
Women, don't mock men either - shave your legs!))
The most popular perfume this season is mosquito spray.
Affordable and efficient!
Summer is the time when you set an alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.
In summer, with the dawn, not the day begins, but the night, that is, the time of sleep ...)
It takes a long time to wait for summer, but, alas, it flies very quickly. Therefore, do not waste time, try to implement your summer plans every day. Love, travel, relax, stock up on vitamins and then summer will leave you warm memories that will warm you on cold winter evenings.
The best summer statuses: summer is coming
Summer ahead! So we will have many bright, memorable moments!
18 more Mondays and Hello Summer!
Tomorrow is a new day, tomorrow is a new morning - June!
Summer is coming. There is still quite a bit left to warm, to new sensations, to new feelings ... I want to feel loved, needed, the one without which it is impossible to breathe. I so want to sincerely love, and know that it is mutual ...
Next Saturday is summer.
Almost soon, almost summer...
love salad and skim cheese like yourself. Yes, rejoice in raw carrots, for summer is coming, summer. In the name of cucumbers, cabbage and holy mineral water. Kefir.
May holidays are a smooth jump into summer!
Summer is coming - hello diet!
Summer will come in two minutes, and only spring has come to us!
Summer is coming! Everyone dreams of summer, because summer is a kiss of a sunbeam, a long-awaited vacation, a salty breeze of the sea, fragrant fruits and a lot of sun!
Three days later, summer ... you need to learn how to tuck a fur coat into a thong! :)
Jokes, fun, warm nights. Summer is already on the way.
There are a couple of days left before the summer ... Exams, panic, hysteria, fat on the sides!
Summer is coming, and the ass is as vast as the Russian expanses.
Guys, summer is coming, don't upset the female psyche, don't wear flip flops with socks...
Summer is coming... Flies... No matter how you beat them, you will definitely stay alive alone and attack from an ambush when you lie down to take a nap.
In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. =)))
Well, a little more and finally we will meet, I missed you so much ... summer! :)
So yes! I have an idea how to celebrate summer! Who is not lazy on May 31 at 23:59 lean out the window, wait until 00:00 (at the same time breathe fresh air) and exactly at midnight we yell: “Leeeeto!” As you wish, but I will!
Summer is the unfulfilled promise of spring. Speaking of summer, everyone dreams of enjoying blissful warm nights, and in return they get a fake
I love him, with him it seems like summer is getting even warmer. I won’t because it’s light next to him, and when I’m with him, I don’t even need light
The smell of summer time is very diverse. It can smell like barbecue, sea, rain, raspberries, cherries and, of course, a long-awaited vacation.
If you go to the page in contact and most of your friends see the status: “left”, then summer has come
Best Status:
What do you kill your time for when it's summer and hot? A great time to relax on the sea, but instead you sit in contact and read my status
Summer time is a time of incredible adventures and unforgettable night walks.
Everyone is looking forward to my new status about how my summer is going. Insane interest is where I am, what is happening to me, how much I have drunk and what I have done
Summer is associated with a light chiffon dress, favorite stilettos, the sweet aroma of fresh perfume, a warm breeze and passionate kisses until the morning. And in the mobile, a painfully familiar SMS addressed to my mother: “I’ll come in the morning”!
Summer ... It's stupid to wander the streets, hide from the sun and not know what day of the week it is ...
Summer is le, summer is that, Summer is summer, L, E, T and O
Half a bottle of rum, two pistols. A bag of change of clothes - and you're done. Here it is, our summer. Nothing is sacred at all.
Summer has just begun, and I have already managed to get lost in the days!
Summer....I'm fried like a cutlet.
Summer, sun, heat, dance until the morning - as soon as possible)
Some rest in the summer, others - where SUMMER is.
Wet armpit season is open 😉
And I need your eyes to soar in them like a bird. When it's SUMMER outside - you need to fall in love!
I want summer and sun!!! AND MORE!!!)
Chronicler... This is when the end of summer... Absolutely...
I really want this summer to be unforgettable.^^
Summer has come ... Online friends fell 2 times =D
Then all autumn she will regret it, because in her life with him this is the last summer ...
Summer. The air conditioners started leaking.
My status went to hang out in the summer!!! :-).
Probably in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!
Summer is interesting and fast or tedious and long... the law of meanness!
as usual in summer, all worthwhile events take place at night. A night like this for three months...
eeeh, I love summer)) Well, when else, besides the New Year, on SMS “Are you sleeping?”, You will receive the answer “No))”.
“Oh, dear, when will the real summer come already?” - REAL summer will come when you earn it.
From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!
Summer is a small life
Summer... a time when it's easier to breathe, easier to love someone, easier to dream of someone, easier to desire someone
Summer: the time of the year when mothers need the patience of teachers)
She loves hot chocolate, summer, the sea and it .... She is a little crazy ... Every day I see her in the mirror Waiting for someone ... Former to someone ... Future to someone ... ..
The season of bloody legs from awesome shoes has begun!
Summer is the most superb time, you dream of spending all 90 days so that this summer will remain in your memory forever ...
I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says "DO NOT DISTURB!"
August is the month when it is impossible to open the window on the bus, which could not be closed in December.
It's time for schools to think about renaming the essay from "How I Spent My Summer" to "How I Spent My Summer"!
Summer broke everyone in pairs, but it just broke me ..
hot summer days)) and the water in the river is not yet warm enough to swim ... (((it's a shame (((
Summer is the time when you set the alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed
If you have lived a year and seen the change of times - winter, spring, summer, autumn - then you have already seen everything.
Summer does have its downsides. We are all pissed off by sand in our shoes or mosquitoes.
Every summer is one big kill of my body!
Now I understand why in high school they don’t write an essay “What I did in the summer”
I want summer ... it is in the summer that I am happy ...
The first sign of summer: “What day of the week is it today?”
In June, I always ask myself the question: Is it poplar fluff that flies so low, or are dandelions completely fucking?!))
In the summer, borscht is replaced by okroshka!
... Summer is a sea of sun, light, warmth ... It's time for joy ... It's the sun in the sky ... And a bright sparkle in the eyes ...
It is better to rest in the summer than to work in the winter.
If the summer is as hot as the previous one, the most relevant tackle will be “Hi, I have air conditioning”!
Summer is "good night" at 6.30 am)
it's so cool outside ... overcast, sun, rain and warm =))
Summer-kisses until dawn :).
in two Saturdays, we will wake up in the summer
I want to remind you: that some people missed 27 days of summer. You have 67 more. Good luck.
It's summer! Long live the diet!
Dry summer... The knights went smallish.
Summer 2011: a sundress on the floor, a small denim jacket and gladiator sandals, well, a flower on the head ... everyone))
It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police pester brunettes ...
Sun Air and Water are ours best friends. Beer Sex and Anonism strengthens the body ...
Summer will be my boyfriend, hot guy.
Until the morning you wander somewhere - it means summer has come !!!
Summer. The sun. Sea. Beach. A bottle of martini and a sign saying “Screw everyone..uh..
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear ....
summer .. again summer .. again songs around the campfire .. dancing from night to morning
I hate summer..everything gets creepy sexy! =)
winter has come, winter is gone, and summer is summer.
We had summer, but I worked that day. =)
What will you give me, summer?
Summer is when you don't regret anything...
I believe in you, Summer 2011. You must be unforgettable…
Better in the summer by the fire than in the winter near the river.
Our summer is only dyed in green color winter.
Our summer, although short, has little snow!
summer... dreams... love... Eh... this can't be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))
From the memories there is nowhere to go, this summer is forever in my heart
And from this summer, only a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories will remain ... Probably the sweetest memories ...¦
[Without you, my summer won't work...?]
I want summer to last forever...
Summer is the best time of the year! Time to love and be loved!
Summer is when you want nothing and want everything at once)
Summer is the time when you set an alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.
Do you want to ruin your summer? Fall in love in June
the time has come when you stand at 2 a.m. in your shorts and with a slipper in your hand on the bed and look out for this buzzing bastard
Forecast for this summer. The rate of online contacts has decreased by 3 times, but the dollar has increased! Heh...
Summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.
Pizdeyshn, how I need to lose weight by the summer ...
Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, the salty breeze of the sea, strawberries and lots and lots of sun..
And I want the summer to never end, which has not yet begun! 😀
Ass sticks to the stool - it means summer has come!
The last month of summer, we walk until dawn!
I don't care about anything, because now it's summer, it will be autumn, I will think!
Summer: - 3 months without textbooks - 92 days of freedom - 2208 hours of happiness - 132480 minutes of bliss - 7948800 seconds of brightness. Soon. Very soon.
Let's make the phrase “summer 2010” synonymous with happiness.
I want summer. Stupidly wandering the streets, drinking Fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is
the most favorite time of the year ... the time when dreams come true ...
I touched the smell of dawn and realized that I would break the nets. Thank you, life, for the fact that it's summer in the world! Thank you, life, for the fact that I live! ...
The summer was cold, but with little snow.
For me personally, there are only 2 seasons of the year, these are “SUMMER” and “WAITING FOR SUMMER”))
If you are unsure of your own nerves, this test is not for you...
summer.angina.bed.movies.
You need to love mom, dad, marmalade, chocolate and summer. The rest is bullshit.
In two Saturdays we will wake up in the summer. =))
Kiss your lips and caress your heart. Give summer instead of me. But to love above the sky, but to appreciate more life. Who can do you like me?
Summer will show who put cotton in the bra!
summer is ending, which means that soon it will only be: I want to sleep, I'm cold and let's get drunk on Friday ...
Summer is a small life!
summer is just summer we sunbathe, rejoice, and hardly sleep!
Eh ... it’s good to take a walk under the sun in the summer ... but there is air conditioning at home!
“Summer is coming. Hello, diet! ”- the exam is approaching, and there is zero knowledge in my head
The deeper the summer, the more magnificent the garden.
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.
Summer-oh-oh, there are no stops-turns, flew by like a stone, you catch it by the tail ...
It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there is no snow for a whole month 🙂
What is your favorite time of the year? Surely, most people will answer that it is summer. And this is not surprising. Summer is the time for romantic evenings, sleepless nights, resort romances, incendiary dances, endless walks and so on. This list can be continued indefinitely. At other times of the year, we miss our beloved summer and start the countdown, and so that time does not drag on so long, we suggest you pay attention to the statuses about summer. Send them to your favorite friends to cheer up or remind you of upcoming summer nights. Or just publish on your page in social network so that every day, seeing this wonderful reminder of summer, start with a great mood.
Great summer! The only pity is that the tan through the jacket does not fit ...
Hot summer is coming... It's time to think about how to spend your vacation. I haven't forgiven myself for last year!
Cool status about the summer: Well, the heat .......... if I'm wrong, throw a lump of snow at me.
If there was no winter, but all the time summer - We would not wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would distract hay, a river, a beach and women. The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!
Weather forecasters swear that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring ...
I went out into the street, thought ... Something swept past, with awesome speed ... "Summer", - I guessed.
The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.
Autumn - I want summer. Winter - I want summer. Spring - I want summer. Summer - oh, how hot it is! :))
To the one who said that the summer will be hot - an umbrella would be yes in the face !!!
Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I'll be beautifully undressed.
And summer smells of smoke from the barbecue ... raspberries, the sea, heavy rain ... ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!
This summer, only mosquitoes will hang out with you.
I sit with the children ... my husband plays the whole day in Diablo during the day, and watches the EURO all evening! Ahhh summer!
And somewhere the sea, beaches, macho ... Sunset, intoxicatingly beautiful ... But at home it's easier - summer, summer cottage, shovels, rakes, vodka with beer ...
The time has come when you stand at 2 o'clock in the morning in your shorts with a slipper in your hand on the bed .. and look out for this buzzing bastard.
Summer... Let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!
My dream for this year is to cover the garden with asphalt.
The summer is hot. Everyone went to sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, COTTAGE ... YO-MY
SUMMER - preparation for the beach season: Girls attend fitness centers, beauty salons. Guys - cut their toenails and that's it.
Where are you in summer? - Vzapoy!!
There is nothing sadder in the world than the thought of the ending summer...
Cool status about summer: Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress.
Summer is when you set your alarm for 5 am just so you don't forget to go to bed...
I'm in the summer zone! Mind, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is one frivolity in communication ...)))
Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Kristina swam with fat and did not swim.
Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You dream for two minutes... Then you plant the garden...
Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel off, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that sandals don’t fit on a warm toe!
Coping with Summer Depression 1 wait, 2 wait, 3 wait, 4 wait, 5 still wait Done! Now you have autumn depression! You are gorgeous!
What kind of sushi lover am I?! .. I am a real lover ... of the SEA!
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On any beach holiday there are people who sunbathe in glasses) Thank you, you make me laugh so much!)
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What are your plans for the summer? - Fall in love...
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There will be summer, there will be life!!
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Here it will be summer, we will go to the dacha in the hands of a shovel and h.yachim ......
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My status went to hang out in the summer ..
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With a cool head and clean hands, in hot pursuit - towards the summer!
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Wait for me, summer, I'll be beautifully undressed.
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I want summer! Give in the summer!!!))) Cool statuses about summer
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Watermelon is a wonderful food! and ate, and drank, and washed.
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Summer begins when the booze is over and there is no money))))
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It's time to think about the figure, summer will come faster than it seems.
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I want the summer to continue, but since the autumn rains, long and tedious.
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Do you want to ruin your summer? - fall in love in June.
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Now I understand why in high school they don’t write the essay “What I did in the summer”
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As usual in summer, all worthwhile events take place at night. A night like this for three months...
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The hot summer is good - no woman will say that she lacks warmth.
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I want summer, money, fame .. Glory is possible even now ...
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A drum around your neck and a flag up your ass for balance!!! Cool statuses about summer
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Repin's painting "sailed" - they rowed all night, but they forgot to untie the boat ...
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Summer - frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word, childhood!
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Summer...dreams....love... Eh... this can't be returned... but it can be repeated!!!))
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Spit on problems - June has come!
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Cool statuses about summer - Summer is a sea of sun, light, warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in the eyes...
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Stubble grows faster, I want a cold beer, I like everything that is undressed - it's a treacherous summer.
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This serene summer will soon return .... favorite stilettos, a chiffon dress, with straps…..the smell of your perfume, a warm breeze caressing so boldly…..kisses, passion… goosebumps……night city delirious……and to my mother, in my mobile: "I'll come in the morning."
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I know what you did last summer! I still know what you did last summer!! I will always know what you did last summer!!!
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I hate summer..everything gets terribly s*xual! =)
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Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!
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From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!
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Summer nights are not made for sleeping.
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If everyone is naked on the beach, it means that the season is summer! Cool statuses about summer
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And I want summer ... and heavy rain ... to run barefoot on the asphalt and scream how much I love you ...
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My summer won't work without you...
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Summer is when the minimum amount of clothing allows you to maximize the appearance of the opposite sex.
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This summer will be ours..)))
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Oh, Indian summer, what women, such is summer.
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Summer is the season of irresponsibility.
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It’s good in the capital in the summer, riot police pester brunettes ...
Cool statuses about summer
